Maltageddon Premiere – Windows XP crashes on Eden Cinema Screen – Only in Malta


In the long running series ‘Only in Malta’, at the premiere of Maltageddon (an amateurish Maltese parody of Armageddon), in Malta’s biggest Cinema, Eden Century, the computer which was showing the so called film (actually just a video shot on a cheap camcorder) stopped! Windows XP popped up an error message, clearly audible throughout the Cinema and the picture on screen gave way to VLC and the XP desktop! Right on the biggest Cinema screen in Malta! Then, the cinema ‘projectionist’ proceeded to restart XP and re-load the video file all over again, all on the Cinema’s big screen. This is an Epic fail for the Eden Cinema and for SquareWheel ent ! (the guys who made the Maltageddon video). After unprecedented hype drummed up by Square Wheel (the video’s ‘producers’) and a grand entrance with Limousines (the drivers are probably still waiting for their money) and hugely inflated ticket prices, this farce happened! ……………. The producers ended up with eggs in their faces, as their ‘film’ was revealed to be just a video file! Only in Malta

25 Responses to “Maltageddon Premiere – Windows XP crashes on Eden Cinema Screen – Only in Malta”

  1. nightlystalkers on June 16th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    @zezetech Mela bil Vista X’inhu :O
    MacPro alkemm andu videocards u hekk qawwijin hafna ma najdx li hu daqshekk pro fejn jidhlu al films..minhabba li andek bzonn memorja qawwija, din l opinjoni tijaj fejn dejjem b winXP uzajt u qatt ma tani problemi, issa li qlibt Vista hlief fuck ups m andux :P …ha jkolli nerga nbiddlu

  2. WE ARE MALTESE !!!! WE TAKE NO SHIT !!!

  3. @zezetech ija vera gbin andek ragun… mhux xi film li ha nara darbtejn zgur! jew li ha nixtri loool ima ta darba. dan il film parodija u meta tara lil wicc joe demoncoli tkun taf al xix diehel bejn wiehed u iehor… il film xott vera kif edt int partijiet tad dahq ax lacting jew listudio bla sens!!! … ezempju dik ix xena fuq lasteroid … li edt tejd int fuq il budget uwa veru. hu xinu il film gibed hafna nies lejh mhux al lacting jew al listorja ima al personaggi u botti politici ta ssoltu.

  4. @lukebrincat – l-unika haga li naqblu hija li kellhom budget mizeru, fil fatt hadd mill-atturi ma thallas, l’anqas Joe Demicoli li gabar wicc il-film. Il-budget baxx jidher u kif, hekk wkoll tidher in-nuqqas kbir ta esperjenza li kellhom il-producers. Cajt mqanzah li ilna nisimugh snin, storja xotta bla ebda sinjal ta originalita. Dik id-dahka (meta ghajjat Joe ‘we are Maltese…’) kienet l-unika dahka vera tul il-film.

  5. Min amel il film ma jahti xejn anzi tellaw xol tajjeb bil budget li kellom. L-izbal sar mil kumpanija li urietu.

    Pero Zball jista isir facilment f dan il qasam tax xol. jistaw jinqalaw bosta affarjiet.

    Hasra li inzerta il premiere u sala mifquwa nies!!!

  6. ewegfyciwdcd11 on June 16th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    that happend in my school =’D

  7. well maltese films are shit david.joseph is correct in his statement,you maltese bastard

  8. @davidescan,go and lick your mothers pussy you maltese bastard.fuck your dad and family you liba,foxx il liba ommok

  9. LinZe123456789 on June 16th, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    lol ahna l-maltin..

  10. Davidescfan121 on June 16th, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    Well Joseph you English fu*****, Eat s***!! If u hate us Maltese so much, Why does yr account have a Maltese name!? Ghalaq il-liba halqek u hudu f’sormok!!

  11. VLC media player?
    OMG this is why malta really suck…could at least switched off the projector!

  12. what a shit film,very badly acted.pity the maltese are crap at acting cos you guys are lovely people

  13. itsnoworneverify on June 16th, 2010 at 10:33 pm

    madonna x’ghandu x’jaqsam?
    Xi dwejjaq ta nies

  14. itsnoworneverify on June 16th, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    Ara veru ma nifilhux naqu iktar ghan nejk.

    Kif lanqas jisthu juru dan il film?

    Umbghad dejjem l-istess erbgha ucuh li jipretendu li huma xi pro.

    U dak Joe Demicoli antipatku u dejjem jikopja diski internazionali u iwaqahom ghaz zufjet.

  15. we are maltese. and SSSSHHHH—-TTT happens

  16. LOOOL…meta jikkrashja..WE ARE MALTESE!! WE TAKE NO SHIT!!…loool

  17. ifem darba et naraw “Changeling” u lewwel laudio nizel vera bass..angelina jolie bdiet tinstema qisa tal wahx ..

    umbad inharaq il projector…. ;)

  18. 0:13 omg lol

  19. LOL
    Vera….

    ‘Only in Malta’

    U vera!

  20. Ara vera Malta trid tkun ta biex tirranja Film dirett mil Windows! pfff.

  21. X’gharu kasa imma vera buzz biex tara :P . Infatti trid temmen biex tara

  22. Probably the only part of the movie that was funny was…
    …the crashing of the computer.
    Good find!

  23. jien rajtu il film mhux xi sabih ifem tad dahq… anzi ahjar kont waqt dan ghax kont nithaq izjed. lool

  24. lllolll

    ARA VRA TRID TKUN MALTI IMA hahaha XD

  25. ma nistax nieqaf nithaq ostja meta nara dal video hahaha

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